Doctor, I have this terrible habit
Yes, no one can imagine how hard it is for me,
You hypnotize people out of their vices
That's what my aunt said who used to drink a lot
Now I have to make an appointment.

Oh please Doctor, mmm Doctor,
My heart is beating, I can't even go up stairs,
Doctor, mmm Doctor,
Maybe it has gone on too long,
Oh Doctor!

I've tried to lower my consumption
But the situation has become precarious,
Before, once a week was enough
But now it's at least two a day,
I am probably a hopeless case.

But kind Doctor, mmm Doctor,
I tried snacks but I got as fat as a pig,
Doctor, mmm Doctor,
Please help me somehow,
Oh Doctor!

Suddenly I get the craving again
And I just have to have it,
But as I tremble and take another
It feels good, mmm.

Hundreds have stopped smoking
After a visit to the Doctor's clinic,
My addiction is not cigarettes
And not pills, I must be unique,
But give it a try anyway.

I beg you, Doctor, mmm Doctor,
Take my case so I can hope again,
Doctor, mmm Doctor,
Please help me give up men,
Oh Doctor!

Please Doctor, oh Doctor!